Well, today, a shit's decided to intrude on our private vacation. He set himself up on the beach where we're staying, pulled out a telephoto lens, and decided to take pictures or snatch photos of us for hours this morning.
SNATCH PHOTOS IN MORNING
I saw this guy around 10 this morning, and I thought to myself, "No, that guy isn't taking my picture; I'm just being paranoid. Nobody cares about me enough to camp out on a beach and take that snatch photos of paparazzi picture."
Around 3, Anne and I got up from the beach, and walked back to our condo to make lunch. I saw the same guy, in the same place, with the same camera. I sort of glared at him, and he said something to me that I couldn't hear.
"What?" I said.
"I said, 'thank you, Wil.'" He said.
"Dude, I'm on vacation, and tcking snatch photos pictures like that of me and my wife isn't cool. Would you please delete them?" I said.
"Sorry, brah," he said, "I gotta make a living."
"Are you serious?" I said. "I'm just trying to be on vacation with my wife, man."
"Sorry, brah," he said.
I absorbed the reality of what this parasite had done, and I said, "Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit."
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"Hey, if you don't like it, go home, brah," he said.
I was enraged. I was shaking and sick to my stomach. I walked back to my condo, and ate a sandwich (delicious PB&J with Guava Jam!) while I processed the invasion of my privacy I'd just experienced.
SNATCH PHOTOS AT BEACH
I was furious that this piece of shit would spend hours sitting on a beach,snatch photos taking I don't even know how many pictures of us, and then have the audacity to tell me that I should just go home if I didn't like it. Like I was in the wrong for expecting to enjoy some time on the beach without some fucking creep using a telephoto lens to take snatch photos of me.
While I ate my sandwich (SO GOOD OMG) and finished my Bikini Blonde Lager, I hatched a scheme: Anne and I would render this subhuman pile of shit's photos worthless (more worthless than they already are, because who gives a fuck about me in a bathing suit) by taking pictures of ourselves and snatch photos posting them on Twitter.
So that's what we did. And now I'm posting them here snatch photos
SNATCH PHOTOS IN VACATION
Thanks for giving me an anxiety attack in the middle of my vacation, brah. Good luck selling your fucking pictures, you piece of shit. Maybe go find something worthwhile to do with your life, like use that camera to take pictures of the beauty in Maui, instead of playing paparazzo and making someone feel really uncomfortable when they're just trying to enjoy some quiet time with their http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/105174459#pm_cmp=vid_OEV_P_P
